Thursday 23 October 2008

Modern Mathematics



Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Substituting,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Substituting,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Substituting,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

Conclusion

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have...
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore...from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!