tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9522940593599107262012-01-11T16:06:20.636ZEnioluwaOpalekun..... 'Kosi enitolepalekun'Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.comBlogger221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-55928557820744203662010-11-13T11:16:00.005Z2010-11-13T11:36:08.209Z New classified adverts website for the Nigerian and UK markets: ww.Whitedrum.com October 27, 2010 by Albert Njoku www.whitedrum.com is a new entrant to the highly competitive classified Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-15619161551925684622010-10-21T11:01:00.005+01:002010-10-21T11:09:56.382+01:00The Rogue National Assembly Members Nigerian National Assembly Member earns N15 Million (£60,000) PER MONTHBritish Member of Parliament earns a little over £60, 000 A YEARFederal lawmakers’ pay unjustifiable – Balarabe MusaBy Mudiaga AffeThursday, 21 Oct 2010The Chairman of the Conference of Nigeria Political Parties, Alhaji Balarabe Musa, on Wednesday said the jumbo pay for the National Assembly members was unjustifiable.Musa, Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-78749226007982723572010-06-18T11:02:00.006+01:002010-06-21T03:22:35.278+01:00Nigerian senators highest paid in the world, yet they want more Salary U.S. President: $250,000/yr. GDP U.S. Economy: $13Trillion/ yr.AllowanceNigerian Senator: $1,500,000/yr. GDP Nig. Economy: $45 Billion/yr.Now this is what a Nigerian senator earnsBasic Salary - N2, 484, 245.50. Hardship Allowance @ 50% of Basic Salary - N1, 242,122.70 (Hardship?)Consistuency allowance @ 200% of BS - N4, 968,509.00Furniture Allowance @ 300% of BS - N7, 452,736.50Newspaper Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-76849097258093490862010-05-08T16:15:00.000+01:002010-05-08T16:15:52.763+01:00Blogger Buzz: Blogger integrates with Amazon AssociatesBlogger Buzz: Blogger integrates with Amazon AssociatesEnioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-45854728245679558742010-03-07T15:24:00.003Z2010-03-07T15:41:12.282ZGod has permitted slavery for wise reasonsWilliam Lloyd GarrisonWe have power in our hands to save our generation and we do not use it. This is the supreme tragedy of our time. When I say that the apparently insoluble problems of today can be solved by religious faith, my conviction is based on no idle fancy or wishful hope, but upon the scientific fact that what has happened once can happen again. It has been done and therefore can be Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-27876204656714976032010-02-22T21:46:00.008Z2010-02-22T22:05:07.726Z....... the story of my countryEnioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-55327891690956684262010-02-18T22:29:00.003Z2010-02-18T22:34:23.437ZLet us go into this issueBy Sanusi Lamido Sanus, the Central Bank GovernorThe Central Bank Governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, surprised guests present at the Muson Centre for the launching of the book of Sir Olaniwun Ajayi at the Muson Centre in Lagos.The book titled: “Nigeria, Africa’s failed asset?” attracted many important dignitaries, intellectuals and some governors. The argument by discussants centred on whether or Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-25729258533158858502009-12-31T14:23:00.008Z2009-12-31T17:11:06.679ZBefore 2010; the sinking ship<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-16538725656902977282009-05-03T23:49:00.015+01:002009-12-04T11:30:54.851ZOga to pack dog poop?By Dele OluwoleG - Oga, good morning sir! (Oga walked to his car without responding)K - (Whispering) did he not hear you say good morning?G - Please just leave me alone this morning; are you just noticing that oga doesn’t respond to greeting from us?K - I know but why is it that it is only you and I that he doesn’t respond to?G - Don’t tell me you are not aware that he doesn’t also responds to Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-57618790795501566692008-11-24T22:45:00.004Z2008-11-24T23:06:32.854ZBury me anywhere but not in Nigeria By Dele Oluwole “A country where death traps are called roads, incessant armed robbery/police attacks on hardworking individuals have become a way of life, and where constant power supply can not be guaranteed for 4 hours a day is not worth returning to…… not many citizens leaving abroad would proudly call a country with so much evil credentials home” – Chukwuemeka O.O Before asking for Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-30718671395644000922008-10-23T21:51:00.008+01:002008-10-23T22:30:58.688+01:00Modern Mathematics Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Substituting, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work Equation 2 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Substituting, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-85805625470916080672008-07-17T12:37:00.004+01:002008-07-17T12:55:20.253+01:00MOBITEL MD: My husband was shot …. and the Police pathologist disappears…. a country to return to?The Jigsaw puzzle created by Thursday’s mysterious death of Mobitel President, Engr. Alaba Joseph, began to fall in place yesterday as widow of the late telecom chief insisted that her husband was shot. Murdered!Twenty four hours after Joseph died in controversial circumstances, his junior wife, Mrs. Folashade Joseph, told journalists in Lagos that her husband could not Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-1412454048115572432008-06-04T16:53:00.013+01:002008-06-21T00:45:47.965+01:00The Nigerian Shame In London II: ‘Kongi’ Soap Doesn’t Wash Off Shame By Dele Oluwole“Woe to the wicked! Disaster is upon them! They will be paid back for what their hands have done” - Isaiah 3:11The nose went hysterical with laughter as the eyes shed tears not knowing that it’s only a matter of time before it begins to drip uncontrollably too. An adult unlike the underage has more power of choice, which is why the weight of the law most time comes down more on Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-18031392654350192102008-05-08T00:31:00.002+01:002008-05-08T00:34:38.606+01:00British Terrace Houses: ‘Nigerians A Step Ahead’ By Dele OluwoleMy father gave me an invaluable advice some years a go, he said ‘never step out of your door to attend a party or visit a friend without first killing your appetite’. In order words, don’t always anticipate that food will be served at parties or wherever you’re visiting. He said ‘when you go to parties with at least a half full stomach you will be saved from unnecessarily Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-7208489265044007302008-04-30T21:54:00.003+01:002008-04-30T22:02:05.510+01:00Monkey no come back from Market A 37-year-old herbalist, Monsuru Alimi, is now gnashing his teeth in a police cell, regretting refusing to heed the warning of his oracle not to perpetrate crime.The suspect, who claimed to be an Ifa priest, was arrested along with two others for armed robbery at Ijegun in the Alimosho Local Government Area yesterday.He said the oracle warned him that trouble was looming for him and his gang if Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-22831297227957031542008-02-06T12:30:00.001Z2010-03-22T10:00:11.547ZDasuki, why hath thou forsaken me? By Dele OluwoleBefore my MTN Nigeria final stage employment interview at the famous Philip consulting centre in the UBA house at Marina Lagos I never had a face to face conversation with a Caucasian. So, when I walked into the interview hall and was greeted by a panel of interviewers that had one, I was not only caught unaware but was also unprepared, perhaps I could have rehearsed how to ‘form’Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-64079744780620776002007-12-03T22:45:00.000Z2007-12-06T21:49:00.661Z'Oga don go defence head-kuatas for Lagos' By Dele Oluwole“You won see oga? For wetin? O ga don go defence head-kuatas for Lagos, na dia be im new office now”. It’s about eight years now yet the memory of this remarkable conversation have registered itself indelibly in my mind. Suddenly this afternoon the event again restored itself in my mind and I can remember very well just like it occurred 24 hours a go.I had just completed the Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-52333504875290657592007-11-06T17:47:00.000Z2007-11-06T18:08:42.569ZI don’t care what you say, I am not a NigerianWritten By Dele Oluwole“I wonder the way you guys think a times; having Nigerian names doesn’t make me a bit Nigerian. I have grown to know no other country but Britain”. Man is not measured by the size of the chest but by the quality that comes out of him, hence, his nationality, pride, and patriotism are dependants of his heart and not on geographical location. The Holy book says in Proverbs 4:Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-75566546134785577762007-05-17T19:56:00.000+01:002007-05-17T20:01:50.615+01:00The Nigerian Shame in LondonWritten by Dele OluwoleI was having a nice time at work as some nice Nigerian indigenous tunes blast from my headphones. An uncle some time a go advised that I turned my eyes away from the monitor every 10 minutes to avoid an eye defect, I can not remember the medical name now but the symptom is blood clot in the eyes. So I turned my eyes away for another 5 seconds, looked around as usual and Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-14936799594614304262007-05-03T21:51:00.000+01:002007-05-03T21:55:58.489+01:00Go for a medical check up if you don’t snoreWritten by Dele OluwoleEven though my non-capital intensive research is yet non conclusive, I am in no doubt that the UNO or the medical council of any country will approve it as I have not spent a penny in this personal study compared to the British National Hospital Service (NHS) that has spent millions of pounds sterling researching into how to combat snoring, they even have specialist ‘Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-14418834008127527642007-05-03T21:30:00.000+01:002007-05-03T23:25:40.577+01:00Why the short and ugly are married I Written by Dele OluwoleThis may be thinking aloud, I can not stop trying to reason why the Nigerian ‘Bobo’ end up settling for a girl he ordinarily would not go near at his ‘hay’ days when he was a risk taker, but now want to spend the rest of his life with seeing he has now become a risk averter.When I look around I see nothing but guys who have settled for girls that they have better looks Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952294059359910726.post-61750016559367596752007-04-27T14:37:00.000+01:002007-05-03T23:27:51.405+01:00‘Labalaba’ and the Suya’s fire: why the short and ugly are married – Part II Written by Dele OluwoleI am beginning to think that the royal families are in a better world than the rest of us, or how else can one describe the late Princess Diana’s response to a TV interviewer when asked to comment on the imbroglio caused by (ask for my opinion of the Prince when I return to 9NJA) Prince Charles during the last lap of their separation. She was so polished and cultured Enioluwaopalekunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10533071856781990285noreply@blogger.com0